Comments on: More Cowbell Award IV http://ceruleansanctum.com/2006/04/more-cowbell-award-iv.html Looking for the 1st century Church in 21st century America Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:37:15 +0000 hourly 1 By: Doughttp://ceruleansanctum.com/2006/04/more-cowbell-award-iv.html#comment-3171 Doug Sat, 29 Apr 2006 17:40:46 +0000 http://ceruleansanctum.com/?p=237#comment-3171 There is a sure-fire method of getting oneself off of these fellows' mailing lists. One day, I got an (unsolicited) newsletter from Texe Marrs. (For those who don't know, Marrs is an "evangelist" whose penchant for conspiracy theories makes Art Bell look like the Amazing Randi.) I sent back the reply envelope with the following note - "Do not call conspiracy everything that these people call conspiracy; do not fear what they fear, and do not dread it. The LORD Almighty is the one you are to regard as holy, He is the one you are to fear, He is the one you are to dread. - Isaiah 8:12-13 (Please remove me from your mailing list.)" It worked like a charm. ;-} There is a sure-fire method of getting oneself off of these fellows’ mailing lists.

One day, I got an (unsolicited) newsletter from Texe Marrs. (For those who don’t know, Marrs is an “evangelist” whose penchant for conspiracy theories makes Art Bell look like the Amazing Randi.) I sent back the reply envelope with the following note -

“Do not call conspiracy everything that these people call conspiracy;
do not fear what they fear, and do not dread it. The LORD Almighty is the one you are to regard as holy, He is the one you are to fear, He is the one you are to dread. – Isaiah 8:12-13 (Please remove me from your mailing list.)”

It worked like a charm. ;-}

]]> By: joel hunterhttp://ceruleansanctum.com/2006/04/more-cowbell-award-iv.html#comment-3149 joel hunter Wed, 26 Apr 2006 00:38:34 +0000 http://ceruleansanctum.com/?p=237#comment-3149 <i>...if someone can track down the company making all those guillotines being supplied to the U.S. Government, I want to buy their stock because they're going to make a killing.</i> Hahaha, you made a pun! Seriously though, Dan, I have it on good authority that it ain't paranoia if they really <b>are</b> out to get you... …if someone can track down the company making all those guillotines being supplied to the U.S. Government, I want to buy their stock because they’re going to make a killing.

Hahaha, you made a pun!

Seriously though, Dan, I have it on good authority that it ain’t paranoia if they really are out to get you…

]]> By: Ben Fingerhttp://ceruleansanctum.com/2006/04/more-cowbell-award-iv.html#comment-3147 Ben Finger Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:08:34 +0000 http://ceruleansanctum.com/?p=237#comment-3147 This post made me smile. This post made me smile.

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