If the Internet were somehow the complete representation of the words of Jesus, the Bible would pretty much come down to this:
And one of the scribes came up and heard them disputing with one another, and seeing that [Jesus] answered them well, asked him, “Which commandment is the most important of all?” Jesus answered, “The most important is, ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.”
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.”
—Matthew 7: 1-5
In summary: Love God and love your neighbor—and don’t badly judge your neighbor, either.
If the Internet is any indicator, that’s the sole breadth of what Jesus supposedly said.
And thinking that is pretty stupid, when you ponder it. But then many of the greatest quoters of the Bible have actually never read it from cover to cover, so what should we expect?
When some bad stuff went down in ancient Palestine, a group of people came to Jesus for an explanation:
There were some present at that very time who told [Jesus] about the Galileans whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices. And he answered them, “Do you think that these Galileans were worse sinners than all the other Galileans, because they suffered in this way? No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish. Or those eighteen on whom the tower in Siloam fell and killed them: do you think that they were worse offenders than all the others who lived in Jerusalem? No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.”
Yeah, He went there.
“Way to harsh the mellow, Jesus! Those people came to you for some comfort, not criticism. What a buzzkill!”
But you see, the thing about the Christian faith is that it’s not a departure from reality. It’s not the puppy dogs and rainbow-farting unicorns you see on the Web. It’s blood, guts, and in your face. It’s as real as it gets. And Jesus isn’t going to selectively filter what He says to people so they can feel good about themselves and bad about the bad people, which, coincidentally, is what Jesus is saying everyone standing before Him is, bad.
Good people don’t have to repent. Only the wicked, rotten, evil ones.
When Jesus tells the crowd, “Unless you repent, you will all likewise perish,” He’s not mincing words. He’s saying this:
That terrible thing that happened to those people? If you don’t turn from your own wickedness and turn to God, something like it is going to happen to you too.
Except the Bible also says that the bad thing that is going to happen to people who don’t repent is going to go on and on and on.
Jesus also said this:
“I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
“And this is eternal life, that they know you the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom you have sent.”
Jesus said a lot of things people should listen to.
Don’t be a total hypocrite in your judging. Love God and love your neighbor.
And don’t be a complete dumbass by selectively quoting Jesus without knowing the rest of what He said. Because whatever your agenda is in doing so, you need to get over it. Why? Because unless you turn from your evil personal agenda and turn to God and His agenda, you also will end very, very badly.
7 thoughts on “When Quoting Jesus Harshes Your Mellow”
Well said, Dan.
Thanks, Keith. Hope things are well with you. God bless.
Well said! but you could leave out words like ” dumbass ” which Jesus never used, and which Paul said we shouldn’t be uttering ( Eph. 4:29 ) Otherwise, it is a good picture of how we Christians like to leave out certain words of Jesus and misuse others for our own agendas and purposes. We think we need to pretty up His words to get people to believe in Him, as if what He really said, or mean’t, might be to cryptic for them to understand.
Honestly, Bill, I’m not really aiming this at Christians but at non-Christians who love to mishandle Scripture as a way of self-righteously slapping down Christians with their own book.
You mean Jesus didn’t give college students a “safe space?”
Ah, possibly the most “tenacious” reader of this blog. God bless you, Diane. You’re great. 🙂
Jesus had a way of unsettling settled people and those with the wrong priorities. In this case, I think the crowd here suffered from the latter. As for the more sensitive college students of today, I wonder if they are actually more of the former, as they seem to be settled in their being so essily unsettled. 😉
Can you hear the applause from ‘down-under’?
Very perceptive and clearly stated!!