My Favorite Quotes—Or How Gad(d)about Made Me Miss My Novel Deadline

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Okay! So I blog about being overwhelmed, stepping back from my blog for a bit, and the pressing need I have to finish and edit my novel before the American Christian Fiction Writers convention in mid-September only to be “tagged” for a “viral quote meme” by Rod Smart w/He Hate Me jerseyfellow professional writer (and drummer) Matt Self of The Gad(d)about.

In light of this, all I can think of in response to my first blogosphere tagging is that XFL player who had a jersey that read “He hate me.” Matt, I’m considering sending you one of those if I can find it. 😉

Now as a writer you would think that I would have a plethora of quotes to draw from, but the kind of writing I do never calls for that. As a result, the number of quotes I have saved over the years is pitifully small and usually relegated to those from the eminently quotable Leonard Ravenhill, A.W. Tozer, and Edmund Burke. I keep track of a few great novel lines, but beyond that I’m bereft of witticisms that folks haven’t heard a million times before. And quoting Monty Python doesn’t count, either.

So with that I unleash upon you all my few favorite quotes from my limited source of quote references. Enjoy them—if you can:

Leonard Ravenhill

I doubt that more than two percent of professing Christians in the United States are truly born again.

The only time you can really say that “Christ is all I need,” is when Christ is all you have.

If Jesus had preached the same message that ministers preach today, He would never have been crucified.

You never have to advertise a fire.

One of these days some simple soul will pick up the Book of God, read it, and believe it. Then the rest of us will be embarrassed.

No man is greater than his prayer life.

A.W. Tozer

The essence of idolatry is the entertainment of thoughts about God that are not worthy of Him.

One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organizations do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team. The first requisite is life, always.

Nowhere in the Word of God is there any text or passage that can be tortured or twisted into teaching that the organic living church of Jesus Christ just prior to His return will not have every right and every power and every obligation that she knew in that early part of the book of Acts.

Edmund Burke

It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Among a people generally corrupt liberty cannot long exist.

Nothing is so fatal to religion as indifference.

G.K. Chesterton

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried.

Jim Elliot

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

The Vogon ships hung in the air in the same way that bricks don’t.

Neuromancer, William Gibson

The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel.

And now my tagging is complete. Am I supposed to inflict this viral plague on some other poor soul now? (Netiquette has never been my bread and butter.) If so, I tag Oengus Moonbones of Lunar Skeletons, Milton Stanley of Transforming Sermons, and Tim Challies of Challies.com. Now those three can also say of me, “He hate me.” (And I’m not even going to e-mail them, either. We’ll see if they are reading….)

A Plague of Viral Green Memes

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World MapAnyone who follows this blog knows that my wife and I are using sustainable permaculture methods to run our small, organic farm. My wife and I both firmly believe that too many Christians ignore our environmental responsibilities—we need to live on less and take better care of our resources. You’ve read that here many times, too.

So we have some familiarity with the green movement and the figures it uses to whip up hysteria. The latest viral meme to hit some Christian Web sites (those that tend to lean more left than right) takes the form of this link to My Footprint.

Unfortunately, I know that the figures behind this quiz are highly questionable. Sustainability has been long questioned because the basis often used by green advocates is ridiculously low. Paul Ehrlich, a widely admired green advocate, “prophesied” that the Earth would be ravaged by the time we hit the 1990s. We know that this was patently false, yet green advocates continue to use Ehrlich’s ridiculous assertions and statistics in their message.

Most people do not understand how empty our planet is or how much arable land is available. Anyone traveling across the United States can see that this country is basically uninhabited. The actual land used for dwellings is remarkably small. This is true over much of the earth. To see how empty the world is, consider this:

Land masses area total: 1,597,676,459,241,800 sq. ft.
Population estimate for the Earth as of July 2005: 6.5 billion

Now divide the one by the other. You will find that there is nearly a quarter million square feet per person. If you can’t sustain one person off a quarter million square feet, well, you’re a fool. That’s 5.7 acres per person. But since single individuals come nowhere near requiring that amount of food production or housing space, we are nowhere close to filling up the earth or running out of land that can produce food (and the deserts and other uninhabitable spots are more than countered by the amount of water-based living and aquaculture. This also fails to factor in that a third of the population of the planet is not adult; the world’s two billion children aged 0-14 require even less space and food production acreage.)

One of the greatest conceits of the figures (go ahead, take the test) is that it operates off surface area and not volume of space. Most resources exist in volume of space, not merely area, but this is never factored into green data. For instance, our food supplies are using volume more efficiently by growing taller plants that yield more vertically or by utilizing stacked growing containers. Nor is living space confined to a single, above-ground story. Much of the world’s population lives stacked in multi-floor dwellings. This takes more pressure off the dwelling space requirements. Even then, if you gave every person on the planet a 20′ x 20′ room to live in, restricting those rooms to a single level, the amount of surface space taken would be less than an area the size of the state of Michigan. Again, we are nowhere close to filling up the planet.

And even if this were not the case, we have come long ways in getting more food out of an acre of land. Too often, green advocates use production figures close to worst case scenarios, but those production figures are an order or two of magnitude too low when using today’s far more efficient farming methods. Those low figures create fear that puts money into the pockets of the green movement. There are six billion mouths to feed and no indication that we are anywhere close to not being able to feed them. Famine in the 21st century is a political construct. This is true of poverty in general. Without reforming the oppressive governments that typically keep poor nations poor, current efforts to eliminate poverty are misguided and a waste of money and resources. The same folks who are trumpeting the One program or Live8 learned nothing from the abysmal failure of LiveAid.

Yes, we need to live more sustainably, especially in the United States. But as far as requiring more Earths to sustain you or me? Well, you know what Disraeli said about lies, don’t you?

2005’s Fifty Most Influential Churches?

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What say you all about this list conducted by The Church Report covering (what polling of 2,000 church leaders showed to be) the top 50 most influential churches in America?

First of all, I find it disheartening that by their own definition influential = big + fast-growing. Hmm….

{For long-time readers familiar with my personal history and some of my blog entries detailing my experiences at this church, it will be interesting to note that #21 was where I attended from 1989-1997, 2000-2004. }